Thursday, July 17, 2014

My Coño Madear


I took the liberty of editing the translation:

"Oh, [TPS], your dad killed a snake in our kitchen. It was as long as my arms and as big as my thumb. He saw the cat spying on it. What if I was the one who saw it? I can't run. OMG."

The line "I can't run. OMG" really cracked me up. Oh em gee, mother, you're so coño. Clearly, the stroke hasn't dampened your hirits.






6 comments :

  1. When did Lola learn to say OMG?

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    1. Di ko rin alam, anak. I was as surprised as you are.

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  2. hahaha! kaloka si madear! :)

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    1. May I just emphasize that she's 73.

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    1. May mga ibang hirit pa yan na as funny, if not funnier. Hahaha.

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