"Oh, [TPS], your dad killed a snake in our kitchen. It was as long as my arms and as big as my thumb. He saw the cat spying on it. What if I was the one who saw it? I can't run. OMG."
The line "I can't run. OMG" really cracked me up. Oh em gee, mother, you're so coño. Clearly, the stroke hasn't dampened your hirits.
When did Lola learn to say OMG?
ReplyDeleteDi ko rin alam, anak. I was as surprised as you are.
Deletehahaha! kaloka si madear! :)
ReplyDeleteMay I just emphasize that she's 73.
DeleteIn si mother!
ReplyDeleteMay mga ibang hirit pa yan na as funny, if not funnier. Hahaha.
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