There's a Reason Why the Shrink Told You to Take the Meds Everyday

I got this over a week ago. Aside from the non sequitur in the fourth sentence, this is way, way better, in terms of grammar, syntax, spelling, etc, than the hate mail, purportedly from the same sender, I got almost 2 years ago. But, damn, girl, you better not stop the meds! Gotta take that Prozac everyday!

"istillhateyou@yahoo.com"
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
date Feb 12, 2008 11:04 AM
subject and so you thought i have forgotten about you pseudoshrink

actually, i still haven't. and you just wait and see what's in store for you this 2008. i see that your sharkteeth's not feeling so well these days. ain't that a pity especially for someone who holds a very high esteem on herself. i'm going to let you go for now. i'm still brewing something "really hot" for you. better watch where your husband's going everyday...