That F Word And The Royal Hemline

Not quite the F word but this will do

Etong si Sharkteeth, manang-mana sa akin sa pagkahilig sa chismis. We reviewing one afternoon, then biglang kumandong. "Mymy," she said, "I have a lot of gossip for you." Then she proceeded to tell me who has a crush on whom. Blah. Blah. Blah. Then, nagsusumbong...

Sharkteeth: You know what? J was so pissed. She said the word F-U-C-K-I-N-G.
TPS: And you? Do you say it? 
Sharkteeth: [indignant] Of course not!!!!
TPS: But do you say it in your MIND?
Sharkteeth: [sheepishly] Yes. Sometimes THERE ARE SITUATIONS that call for it.


Hahahahahahahahaha! Sabihin nang kunsintidorang ina ako, pero may point sya dun.

                                                                      ♥♥♥

During dinner, I realized that I haven't sent my copy of Kate and Will's wedding book to my mom.

Sharkteeth: Lola would love that book.
TPS: Yes, she will. She loves royalty.
Sharkteeth: It must be nice to be a royalty.
TPS: I dunno. I think it's a bit difficult to live under scrutiny at every moment. In fact, Queen Elizabeth is asking that Kate wear longer skirts.
Sharkteeth: WHAT. A. NAG.
Hahahahahahahahaha! I love you, anak!