Sharkteeth-isms

Sharkteeth:  What does low-fat milk do to you?
TPS:                What do you mean? 
Sharkteeth:  Does it make you lose fat? 
TPS:                No, not really. 
Sharkteeth:  I see. I thought it just wasn't working on you.


'Nak ng teteng! 

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TPS:                [while hugging her VERY tight] Ay, you're so big na anak. You were just this small dati...Soon, you'll be in high school. Then college. Then soon you'll be working and leaving home... 
Sharkteeth:  SOON I'll be in my grave if you continue choking me.


OK, fine.

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TPS:                [pointing at the cops outside the restaurant] Hala! Anak, they're looking for you! They're gonna arrest you! 
Sharkteeth:  For what? Illegal CUTENESS?


Bongga ang stratospheric confidence level mo teh!

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While crossing the pedestrian lane, a car hurriedly turned right and almost grazed us... 
Sharkteeth: Where did he get his driver's license, from a CEREAL BOX?!


Malamang nga.

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Joking and arguing over something...

Sharkteeth:  Are you lying to me? 
TPS:                [obviously lying] Uhm, no? 
Sharkteeth:  YOU ARE! [turning sideways and yelling] HEY DEVIL! FRESH MEAT!

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