Friday, September 07, 2012

Kerfuffle With A Cock (Hindi Bastos Ito)


Minor kerfuffle in the homestead this morning

Rooster:               Kokorokoooook!
Sharkteeth:        Keep it down, you little hooligan!
Rooster:              Kokorokoooook!
Sharkteeth:        I said keep it down!
Rooster:              Kokorokoooook!
[Dense talaga si Rooster. Either that or di sya marunong ng human language. Must be the latter.]
Sharkteeth:        [muttering and shaking her head] It's mocking me…
Rooster:              Kokorokoooook!
Sam:                      [shouting] I said quiet down, you little hooligan! If you don't, I'm gonna eat your eggs! I'm gonna make [you a] fried chicken! I'm gonna kick your booty.

Dear Rooster, you better keep it down. She's already threatening infanticide, murder, and assault. I fear for your kids’ life and yours.
             Love, TPS

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