Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Kwentuhan Pa More
Kakatapos lang ng fifth season ng Game of Thrones.
Pagod ako, mga teh.
More tired and beaten in spirit than Cersei walking naked on the streets of King's Landing. It was emotionally draining. Maraming namatay. There were more questions than answers, and having to wait for 10 months is unbearable. Meganon? Speaking of questions, haven't you wondered why Cersei's "carpet" didn't match the "drapes"? Or why she even has "carpeting" for that matter? I mean, there was a scene in season 2 (or was it season 3) where Bran's wildling yaya (Osha?) seduced Theon (or was it his guard?) and she had what seemed like a Brazilian, and now here's the queen mother, as bushy as the Amazon. Ewan ko. Baka iba ang body hair convention sa Westeros.
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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Omnipresence and Irreverence
As we were about to leave school kanina, Sharkteeth went to a statue of a saint (or was it Jesus) and made the sign of the cross.
TPS: Why did you do that?
Sharkteeth: Do what?
TPS: Touch the statue.
Sharkteeth: I prayed.
TPS: Well, you don't have to touch the statue. You know, God is everywhere. You can pray anytime, anywhere, and you don't need to touch a statue for your prayers to be heard.
Sharkteeth: ... [noncommittal]
Moments later, as she was playing with her friend and they were kicking rocks...
Sharkteeth: Oh no!
TPS: Why?!
Sharkteeth: I'm kicking! For all I know, I might be kicking God right now on his crotch!
TPS: Why did you do that?
Sharkteeth: Do what?
TPS: Touch the statue.
Sharkteeth: I prayed.
TPS: Well, you don't have to touch the statue. You know, God is everywhere. You can pray anytime, anywhere, and you don't need to touch a statue for your prayers to be heard.
Sharkteeth: ... [noncommittal]
Moments later, as she was playing with her friend and they were kicking rocks...
Sharkteeth: Oh no!
TPS: Why?!
Sharkteeth: I'm kicking! For all I know, I might be kicking God right now on his crotch!
Thursday, October 07, 2010
Would You Tap That?
One of my ongoing projects when I resigned from work is organizing stuff, and boy, do I have a lot of stuff! Anyway, I found this card sent by a dear, dear friend who went to visit an Amish community in Pennsylvania. Attached to the card is a note that she didn't remove the price tag, well, for the reason you'd see shortly.

Can you see it?

Let me zoom it in.

Funny name for a place, right? Imagine the name in Filipino, like Pagniniig, Manila, or (the more vulgar version) Kant*tan, Muntinlupa...I'd be mortified to live there. But then, I can be so prudish at times. My point here? Not much. Just clueless on what to write in this beautiful Thursday morning.

Can you see it?

Let me zoom it in.

Funny name for a place, right? Imagine the name in Filipino, like Pagniniig, Manila, or (the more vulgar version) Kant*tan, Muntinlupa...I'd be mortified to live there. But then, I can be so prudish at times. My point here? Not much. Just clueless on what to write in this beautiful Thursday morning.
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