Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Clearly, He's The Sane One

TPS: Let's be vegetarians.
TheHusband: [full of disdain] What, vegetarians?!
TPS: Okay, let's be pesco-ovo-lacto-vegetarians.
TheHusband: Then go be pesco-ovo-lacto-vegetarian yourself. Why do I have to join?
TPS: Hey! Sa hirap at ginhawa! Sa hirap at ginhawa! Besides, it's kinda pointless taking care of my health and living through my nineties if you're gonna die early.
[lightbulb moment!]
Ah! I know, I'm gonna get me a barely legal studmuffin!
TheHusband: Woman! Woman! Why are you getting your emo on?!

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