Thursday, April 19, 2007

Excuse Letter

I want to apologize to my millions, okay, three, oh, alright, one reader for not posting for more than a month. To say that the past month has been hell is a bit drama queenish, even for me, and God knows I don't have an exclusive franchise of drama. It's just that I had so many things to do, like, say, watch 24, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, and tons of Dora, Barney, Disney, Blue's Clues, and Sesame Street (the excessive, and eternal, exuberance of these cartoons is taking a toll on my psyche). Plus, I feel like I'm becoming out of sorts work-wise. And add to the equation the pregnancy of my daughter's nanny (No, Mother, TheHusband is not the father! And you even thinking of that creeps me out---you need some serious therapy! Off to the couch, you!). I don't know if I'll post about the nanny-gate, so I'll just give a quick recap. To those who have already heard about the story, please bear with me. Apparently, the nanny has a boyfriend, and he got her pregnant. When she finally spilled, I learned that the village's electrician is the sperm donor. Hmmmm, and I was wondering why her electric fan keeps on breaking down, our fuse busted a couple of times, and the washing machine conked out once too many. When I asked her the name of the damned man, she replied, "Pedro." Uhmmm, Pedro what? And here is the clincher: she doesn't know! She doesn't friggin know her boyfriend's surname! Let's add something to the clincher---this Pedro guy has another child out of wedlock and has impregnated another girl at about the same time he impregnated the nanny! Will the real philandering man-whore please stand up? Please stand up! Anyway, we're still trying to sort this out, and I hope things will get better soon.

4 comments :

  1. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Aaahhh... so that's the story I was eavesdropping on, inside the ladies room, but wasn't able to figure out.
    Hanep naman yung electrician na yun. Gwapo ba? HeHeHe

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  2. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Well, that's what I was expecting. But noooo! Chaka kaya. I guess, he must be very "talented" or something for him to manage that feat.
    Thanks for dropping by.

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  3. Anonymous1:18 AM

    heheh, chismis na to ah...

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  4. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Onyxx, yah. And a major headache too.

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