Sharkteeth: [to her classmate] Oh, go kill yourself!
TPS: What the heck?! Don't say that, that's cruel and mean and hurtful.
Sharkteeth: But he's so mean to me. He always disturbs me, even when class is going on.
TPS: Even so. Telling somebody to kill oneself is terrible.
Sharkteeth: I'm sorry, Mymy.
TPS: Besides, it's possible that he has a crush on you and is trying to get your attention. Little boys have a stupid way of showing they like someone.
Sharkteeth: Well, that's STUPID alright, because it's NEVER, EVER, EVER going to work on me.
TPS: [in my mind] I hope so, anak, I FERVENTLY hope so.
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TPS: [to TheHusband] Patuyuin mo mamaya yung skirt ni Sam. I washed it kasi walang skirt dun sa galing sa laundromat.
TheHusband: Yung katulad pagpatuyo ni Jackie Chan dun sa Drunken Master movie back in the 80s? [i.e., pinapagpag]
Sharkteeth: [incredulous] THERE WERE ALREADY MOVIES THEN?
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TPS: [showing S a picture of Diane's new Fujifilm camera] Look at Diane's new Polaroid camera. So cute ano?
Sharkteeth: Is that the camera that POOPS the pictures?
TPS: Yes, anak, it does. It does POOP pictures.
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While playing Cut the Rope...
TPS: Anak, I don't know how to do this level.
Sharkteeth: Here, let me. There. I've set it to an easier level. That's more UP YOUR SPEED.
TheHusband: You've been dissed.
TPS: Oh, shush, both of you. [Pikon-talo...]
